Just health food for us! #not
If we’re dating. You have unlimited access to touching my butt
my mums wearing a shirt that says “tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes”
"you better not be posting this on the internet"
Court being a massive cutie on #LoveOnLove"I always tell people she’s a pussycat, but no one believes me." - Eric Erlandson
I might have diabetes omg
I hate when my doctor tells me everything they test me for bc I’m always so paranoid until results day
The evolution of answering “what time is it?”
"Time to get a watch XD"
"T̨̹̲̖͚̫̩͈i͍̰̜m̳̩̩̲̼̫̭e̵̲̻̻̼̟̱ ͏͍͉͔̪t̵̝̺o g̢̮̖̦è͈̰͍͈͓̟t̟̮͚̻̤͓̠̀ ̻̼̻c̬͟r̸͙̻̮̩ea̺̲̰̤̬͚͠ͅt̙̹̟ì̟v̳͓͖̺̀ȩ̫̼.̢"
how was that in 2007 no way was that 7 years ago oh my god i’m so old
Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned
Still wish kaleena was here bc is drag her with me
I bought two tickets so I might have to go with my mom
And tone down my gay feelings